Insurance Commercial Fails: “We solve a claim in one phone call”

Sometimes commercials stretch the truth. Other times they just outright ignore any possibility of even grazing the surface of something that resembles the truth. I saw one tonight that was so amazingly the latter it drove me to grimace, pour a stiff drink, and get out my laptop. There are plenty of ridiculously incorrect insurance commercials and many of them that state total bologna as fact. But...